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You have reached the council tax enquiries line. Please note that most information can be found on our website. If you wish to speak to an advisor please hold and then choose from the following options:

For payment options, please press 1.

If you have received a reminder, please press 2.

If you have received a final reminder or warning notice, please press 3.

If you have received a summons, please press 4.

If you have been contacted by the bailiffs, please press 5.

If a large man with a baseball bat is standing outside your window glaring at you menacingly, please press 6.

If you are calling from a payphone after returning home to find your locks changed, please press 7.

For all other enquiries, or if you have no faith that the automated system will direct you to the correct person, please press 8.

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So sorry, all of our advisors are currently dealing with enquiries, drinking tea or speaking with Janine on the switchboard. Please hold while we play the same six bars of Handel's Water Music on loop for an hour and then eventually disconnect your call.